{"product_id":"dungeon-crawler-carl-samantha-princess-donut-daddy-tax-tee","title":"\"Dungeon Crawler Carl\" Samantha \u0026 Princess Donut Graphic Tee – Funny \"Time To Pay Daddy Tax\" Shirt, Premium 100% Cotton LitRPG Fan Top, Soft Lived-In Heavyweight Crawler Apparel, Made in USA","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe System Is Live – Survival Never Looked This Ridiculous\u003c\/b\u003e 🐈⬛💣🦴\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe apocalypse was supposed to be terrifying, but somehow it's mostly just embarrassing and very, very violent. Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"116\"\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl Fan T-Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e is a tribute to the most chaotic trio in the LitRPG multiverse. Featuring a high-impact, artistic graphic of the glamorous \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"272\"\u003ePrincess Donut\u003c\/b\u003e (G.C., B.S.T., etc.) alongside the lovably unhinged \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"339\"\u003eSamantha\u003c\/b\u003e, this tee is for the individual who has officially retired from \"living in a house with a roof.\" Whether you're collecting your first Iron Box in 2026 or just repping the \"Daddy Tax\" at a local bookstore, this shirt ensures your status as a top-tier Crawler is confirmed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis tee is essential \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"22\"\u003eLitRPG Culture \u0026amp; Fantasy Gaming Lifestyle Wear\u003c\/b\u003e, providing a heavyweight, structured fit that stays as resilient as Carl's feet through every wash. It makes a legendary, high-quality \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"204\"\u003eGift for DCC Fans, Gamers, and Book Lovers\u003c\/b\u003e, a standout piece for your streetwear rotation, or a personal staple for the individual who is officially the MVP of the \"kill-kill-kill\" philosophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e🧵 Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 6.1 oz.\/yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"104\"\u003eGarment-Dyed Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"196\"\u003eRelaxed Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"272\"\u003eDurable Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"382\"\u003eMade in the USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Manufactured in the United States with high-quality DTG or DTF printing. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"472\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e✅ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"2\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e It features a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003eHigh-Resolution Character Art Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e and a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"80\"\u003eLuxury Heavyweight Texture\u003c\/b\u003e, making it a durable, breathable, and essential piece of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"164\"\u003eAesthetic Nerd-Culture Fashion\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pasimax","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":60427341332814,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":60427341365582,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":60427341398350,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":60427341431118,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427341463886,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427341496654,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":60427341529422,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":60427341562190,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":60427341594958,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":60427341627726,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427341660494,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427341693262,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":60427341726030,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":60427341758798,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":60427341791566,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":60427341824334,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427341857102,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427341889870,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":60427341922638,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":60427341955406,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":60427341988174,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":60427342020942,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427342053710,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427342086478,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":60427342119246,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":60427342152014,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":60427342184782,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":60427342217550,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427342250318,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427342283086,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":60427342315854,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":60427342348622,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":60427342381390,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":60427342414158,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427342446926,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427342479694,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":60427342512462,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":60427342545230,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":60427342577998,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":60427342610766,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427342643534,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427342676302,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":60427342709070,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":60427342741838,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":60427342774606,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":60427342807374,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427342840142,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427342872910,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":60427342905678,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":60427342938446,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":60427342971214,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":60427343003982,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427343036750,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427343069518,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ S","offer_id":60427343102286,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ M","offer_id":60427343135054,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ L","offer_id":60427343167822,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ XL","offer_id":60427343200590,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427343233358,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427343266126,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":60427343298894,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":60427343331662,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":60427343364430,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":60427343397198,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427343429966,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427343462734,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":60427343495502,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":60427343528270,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":60427343561038,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":60427343593806,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427343626574,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427343659342,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":60427343692110,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":60427343724878,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":60427343757646,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":60427343790414,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427343823182,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427343855950,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":60427343888718,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":60427343921486,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":60427343954254,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":60427343987022,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427344019790,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427344052558,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":60427344085326,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":60427344118094,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":60427344150862,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":60427344183630,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427344216398,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427344249166,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":60427344281934,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":60427344314702,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":60427344347470,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":60427344380238,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":60427344413006,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":60427344445774,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/5965\/1662\/files\/Dungeon_Crawler_Carl_Samantha_Princess_Donut_Graphic_Tee_Funny_Time_To_Pay_Daddy_Tax_Shirt_Premium_100_Cotton_LitRPG_Fan_Top_Soft_Lived-In_Heavyweight_Crawler_Apparel_Made_in_USA.jpg?v=1787062784","url":"https:\/\/pasimaxx.shop\/products\/dungeon-crawler-carl-samantha-princess-donut-daddy-tax-tee","provider":"pasimaxx.shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}